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miley cyrus is a man

Shock discovery – Miley Cyrus is a man!

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Published on February 11th, 2013 | by Nabeel

 

OK so maybe she isn’t. But come on! You’ve seen her various lezzie haircuts, the way she walks, the way she talks and sings…

 

If genes are anything to go by, then there is no doubt in my mind that Miley’s voice is the direct result of a forbidden mating between Chewbacca and George W Bush.

 

Behold the videos below. You obviously don’t have to watch the whole thing –  just compare voices. Also compare how much more you want to tape Miley’s mouth shut than Chewie’s because one of them is a gravelly-sounding beast that walks around with no clothes on and the other is from Star Wars!

 

 

 

 

 

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About the Author

Nabeel Mohan is Editor-In-Chief at ENGAGE. As a science fiction buff, he loves robots and space aliens and if ever the world were to be taken over by robot space aliens, he would be the first to betray the human race.


3 Responses to Shock discovery – Miley Cyrus is a man!

  1. Caesar (Kuwait Music) says:

    lmao

  2. Jay says:

    if i could stick a cactus up ur ass, i would. and if you were on fire and i had a water bottle, id drink it. go rot in a hole somewhere not in kuwait.

  3. Nabeel says:

    hmmm… counselling needed?

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