Shock discovery – Miley Cyrus is a man!
Published on February 11th, 2013 | by Nabeel
OK so maybe she isn’t. But come on! You’ve seen her various lezzie haircuts, the way she walks, the way she talks and sings…
If genes are anything to go by, then there is no doubt in my mind that Miley’s voice is the direct result of a forbidden mating between Chewbacca and George W Bush.
Behold the videos below. You obviously don’t have to watch the whole thing – just compare voices. Also compare how much more you want to tape Miley’s mouth shut than Chewie’s because one of them is a gravelly-sounding beast that walks around with no clothes on and the other is from Star Wars!